How much is Chrisreed.com to buy?

I thought I'd try this for a laugh...emailed the owners of chrisreed.com - it's currently blank, apart from the "for sale" sign on it.

Hello Chris,

CHRISREED.COM is for sale. CHRISREED.COM is a very high traffic name and gets approximately 2,430,000 results at search engines such as google.com. Chris is the 96th most popular first name in the United States and Reed is the 55th most popular last
name. There are thousands of successful people with this name, such as writers, athletes, doctors and lawyers - only one can own CHRISREED.COM. This makes this domain name valuable. In fact should you ever desire to sell it on the open market
ou would probably realize a good profit.

Our asking price for CHRISREED.COM is $3,500 (plus transaction fees). If you are interested, we will mail you an invoice with the simple instructions on how to legally acquire this name.

Oh, how I laughted