Quote of the day

"We don't know nothing about this drugs and stuff."

So said Yasemin Vatansever, currently in prison in Ghana.

I tried hard to be sympathetic, but their parents thought they were on a school trip in France, and the Telegraph quoted a police report in Ghana which said the girls were given £3,000 each to transport two laptops back to England. They had all their flights and expenses paid and a party thrown in their honour on the day before they left, it said.

Hmm...